Posted 4 hours ago

fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

(Source: rawunmedicatedheartt)

Posted 11 hours ago

proletarianprincess:

thebaeddeljar:

"Average Scottish singer would walk 3 miles" factoid actualy a statistical error. Average Scottish singer would walk 0 miles. Charlie and Craig Reid, who would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

im so mad

(Source: spoopytransgirl)

Posted 11 hours ago

bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

This reminds me of the time my game group was playing Vampire: The Masquerade and we got into a fight with some mages. I dove into the moat and sent out an illusion that looked like myself (Ravnos) and that got blown up instead. I just got comfortable in a hole and waited until the next night then caught up with the group again, apparently back from final death.

(Source: gottsmote)

Posted 11 hours ago

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

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Posted 11 hours ago

sandandglass:

Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.

Posted 12 hours ago

renniesane:

lotrlockedwhovian:

strawberry-sugar:

If you don’t think this was the most adorable thing to ever happen, you’re wrong.

Reasons why Gordan Ramsay fantastic: kind and patient with kids who are trying their best, takes no shit from arrogant adults who think they know everything.

I Squealed holy shit this is adorable
Posted 12 hours ago

katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

(Source: shittinggold)

Posted 12 hours ago

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

(Source: vampire-groupie)

Posted 12 hours ago

killbenedictcumberbatch:

A black boy gets murdered and his community stands up for him and are attacked by police for over 2 months and are deemed animals and violent rioters

white people set cars on fire over some damn pumpkins and get called “rowdy” aint that some shit

Posted 12 hours ago

damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl:

"Next time, I’m learning that telekinesis spell.."

I wanted to draw a cute witch girl so yeah